Comments on: I really don’t want to talk about diets ever again

By: thematthewshow

thematthewshow — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:43:36 +0000

"You need to come to a good deli in Manhattan."

Ummm...unsolicited advice.

Anyway, I don't give a shit. I just like being obnoxious.

By: Smokey

Smokey — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 23:08:10 +0000

Dang… Looks like y’all’re about to break out into a fracas with the fisticuffs and all. Good thing this here’s the comment section of a blog and not high noon on Main.

By: Dean

Dean — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:14:23 +0000

Maybe just don’t take my comments about how New York delis have great (but expensive) salads as unsolicited life advice. Or just don’t be patronizing. You know how I love to be talked to like I’m six.

By: the matthew show

the matthew show — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 17:13:09 +0000

Certain wives should make sure they're not posting as their husbands.

And Dean, I'll try harder to make myself attractive to you. Maybe get a Brazilian.

By: thematthewshow

thematthewshow — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:59:07 +0000

Don't like deli salads. Bleck.

Don't really like delis; too easy to see all the health code violations taking place. I'd rather not know.

Matt doesn't care about me, you know that.

By: Dean

Dean — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:54:43 +0000

You’re not attractive when you’re patronizing, Matthew.

By: the matthew show

the matthew show — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:44:15 +0000

Yes, Dean, maybe we’ll try a New York deli one day. Maybe we could even move there and eat at restaurants around town for four years or so. Hmm…

By: Dean

Dean — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:10:38 +0000

What? You're vegetarian? You leave out important details on your blog. Your husband never mentions you ... ever.

Again, you prove my point. You need to come to a good deli in Manhattan. They'll show you what a salad's about.

By: emjaybee

emjaybee — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 00:53:53 +0000

Heh, dean, you're not eating at the right places. My office mates are foodies, and we've hit some very nice vegetarian, good (fresh) Mexican, places in the last month in Dallas. Tasty.

Eating vegetarian has been really easy for me this go--I love rice and vegetables. I only miss meat once in a while. And even though I ain't Svelty McSvelterson, I do feel better. Weird.

Salad is still a mystery to me. Tasteless chilled leaves with globs of sauce and random cold vegetables. What is the appeal? I don't get it. It's like starvation rations.

By: thematthewshow

thematthewshow — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 18:43:29 +0000

Blasphemer! Chikin fried steak is GOD’S food! When Jesus comes back, I’m gonna whip up the biggest batch of breadin’ & gravy any’un ever seen, and I’m gonna make Jesus eat it. And if he don’t, I’ll shoot him.