still teething. STILL.
His mouth is full of teeth. Where is he putting the new ones? Maybe he’s getting his wisdom teeth early too. I can’t tell, because putting your finger in there is a good way to lose it. I need some sort of dental pry-thingie and a flashlight if I want to find out, and I just haven’t bought the proper ropes with which to hog-tie him first.
But….drooling? Check. Not eating much? Check. Extra poop? Check. Sometimes fevery? Check. Waking up from a deep sleep wailing? Check. Fingers in the mouth? Check.
Either he’s contracted some rare disease that has all those exact symptoms, or it’s another &^$$#*&^$#! tooth. Making this the 8,00th Complaining About Teething entry. Sorrry ya’ll. At least I didn’t write a whole entry about how relieved I am that he is an extremely regular pooper and hardly ever gets diarrhea, knock on wood. So thank your lucky stars for that.