http://grabapple.net/entry/418 No moneyman can win her love. Mon, 13 Sep 2010 03:13:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://grabapple.net/entry/418/comment-page-1#comment-35697 frectis Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:16:49 +0000 http://grabapple.net/entry/418#comment-35697 <p>WORD. I remember once flying out of Albuquerque, which in itself is a sweet kind of Hell, and my toddler at the time was pitching a royal fit. I did my best to ignore her, rather than fuel the toddler fire, while some old fart was staring me down with his best bitchface. I stared right back at him and when he chose not to avert my return I asked, "What? You were never a cranky toddler?" Then he looked away and everyone else cracked up :)</p> WORD. I remember once flying out of Albuquerque, which in itself is a sweet kind of Hell, and my toddler at the time was pitching a royal fit. I did my best to ignore her, rather than fuel the toddler fire, while some old fart was staring me down with his best bitchface. I stared right back at him and when he chose not to avert my return I asked, “What? You were never a cranky toddler?” Then he looked away and everyone else cracked up :)

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