Comments on: eeerily quiet

By: the matthew show

the matthew show — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:12:08 +0000

Caaaan you feeeeeel the loooooove toniiiiiight…

By: Dean

Dean — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:08:32 +0000

Well, before you two were married, there was a time when I lived with him, and he seemed incapable of wearing underwear to bed. One might walk down the hall going to one's own bedroom and accidentally see the horrifying sight of a sleeping Matthew buck naked in front of a window with the curtains open where children played in the cul-de-sac outside.

Or then there's winter Matthew, thinking that not-quite-opaque thermal underwear do the same job as real underwear, changing out of work clothes in the open doorway of his studio while I sit on the couch six feet away watching TV.

But I still think the guy's pretty swell otherwise.

By: emjaybee

emjaybee — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:37:35 +0000

Ya'll did see my animated version of said clomping up top, yes? It is teh awesome.

To be fair, Dean, unless I missed it, he always wore boxers. But never a knife and fork. NEVER.

(love ya, honey!)

By: the matthew show

the matthew show — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:50:34 +0000

clonk clonk clonk Clonk CLonk CLOnk CLONk CLONK CLONK TTTTHUNKK SLLLOOORP PFFFFFTT… “Aaaahhh. So, y’all talking about me?” SCRATCH…

By: Dean

Dean — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:24:17 +0000

As you are well aware, I lived with Matthew for quite a while, and am now enjoying his company in the big city. Matthew is probably my best friend in the world, and I love him dearly. And yet, I can think of no conceivable circumstance or, indeed, possible universe where I would long for his size 13s in Doc Martens cloppety-fucking-clopping all over the floor while I’m trying to sleep and put some fucking boxers on you hairy, shameless sonofabitch and could you use a fork and a knife for Christ’s sake while you’re eating that entire chicken! sigh

All the same, debauchery is so much more fun when he’s around. Just don’t put him around anything he can trip over.